A school receives a telephone call.
“Hello,†says the principal.
“My daughter won’t be in school today,†says the voice.
“May I ask who this is?†asked the principal.
“This is my mother speaking…†Â
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?  It gets toad away.
A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
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