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TruTalk » truLaugh http://trutalk.org Real Life. Real Conversations Thu, 03 Dec 2015 18:48:28 +0000 en-GB hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.3.33 You got jokes? http://trutalk.org/2015/10/01/you-got-jokes/ http://trutalk.org/2015/10/01/you-got-jokes/#comments Thu, 01 Oct 2015 13:05:29 +0000 http://trutalk.org/?p=189 A school receives a telephone call. “Hello,” says the principal. “My daughter won’t be in school today,” says the voice. “May I ask who this is?” asked the principal. “This is my mother speaking…”   […]

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smile_tongueA school receives a telephone call.
“Hello,” says the principal.
“My daughter won’t be in school today,” says the voice.
“May I ask who this is?” asked the principal.
“This is my mother speaking…”  

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What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?  It gets toad away.

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A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.

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A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

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